The Holidays

This year's holidays have been full of ups and downs, like the rest of life lately and I think that is why. People are too stressed to not take things to heart, no matter what is said. It is too bad but this time of the year always brings its own load of stress; lack of money, missing family members and friends, running into people you dont want to, looking back on the past year, etc. So it is understandable why it would be so stress filled. But good comes with the bad. It was nice to spend time with family and friends that I do not get to see very often. I even got to have a really good conversation with my brother out in BC on Christmas day. So over all it was a nice holiday, not necessarily as restful as I had hoped but good anyway.

And I got some really cool stuff!!

Hope that everyone had a good and relaxing holiday. Merry Christmas; Happy Channuka; Happy Yule; Happy Kwaanza and anything else that I may have missed.

The Nightmare Before Christmas

So Chris and I dropped by the Loop last nite and I saw something that made me giggle with delight; Next Friday they are having a Nightmare Before Christmas dress-up party to make up for being closed on Halloween!!!

Right smack in the middle of exams I know, but I think we could all use a bit of a breather, so I propose we all get together and go. Maybe just for a bit but I think it would do everyone some good to just go out and have some good ol' fashioned fun.

So who's with me?!? *smile*

Listen up....

It has been awhile since I last posted and there are a couple of reasons for that. First life has been way too stress filled to worry about what is going on in the land of blogs (sorry guys) and secondly it seemed kinda pointless as everyone seems to have their own version of the life in this house right now. I have heard some pretty impressive things and have been accused of doing some stuff that I wish I had of been around for. It bothers me that most people dont come to any of the sources involved to get facts; instead the grape vine seems to be doing some impressive work. All I am going to say on the matter is this, so listen up if you are interested:

Richard and I are even. Even steven. On a level playing field. Both have made some mistakes and hurt the other person, but we are even. Now we are going to try to salvage a friendship, because we both still want to be apart of each others lives. It will take time but is possible. If you truly want to help then please support this; if not, then please screw off. Enough people are involved as it is, we do not need any more tension then is already here.

To those of you who have made a point to know the facts before passing judgement, I thank you with my whole heart. There needs to be more people like you in this world.

Whiskey Party!!

Remember what it was like to be in elementary school and you had those dumbass giant coolers with that orang-y- syrup stuff to drink. Well we here at, well you know the address *wink*, figured that to be truly happy in life, you need to think outside the cooler. So, instead of putting that orange goop in the cooler we're renting from McDonalds, we're putting in whisky.

Lots of whisky.

Come one come all to our party. Admittance is about 10 ounces of whisky (Specifically Canadian Club Special Reserve- Found at your local LCBO) so two people to one mickey of whisky.

When: November 19th
Why: Because whisky DESERVES to be served in a giant McDonalds Jug.
Time: We start the whisk-ing at about 7:30-8:00. there will be a card table down stairs and greek/roman- almost hedonistic pillows and matresses about for casual hanging around and drinking of whisky. Later in the night we may decide to head out to a classy establishment like the loop for the purposes of dancing. After which we can always return to the house here for continued debauchery.
Admttance- Two people to a mickey, if you think you'll drink more than half a mickey, feel free to bring more. Its all going into the same bucket anyway...so whatever


Warning: While snacks will most likely be provided by the house, MIX will not. Bring your own pop or whatever you need to mix your rye with.

If you're driving, then another fee for admittance will be handing over your keys to the hosts. Thats the rules.

Clearly we will reserve the right to remove people from the party who are being bigger dicks than chris, there will be no smoking in the house, tho you may feel free to do it outside. And while we do not necessarily partake in any smokables that may be brought in or around our house, we will not discriminate against those who wish to partake. (This means keep the weed outside kids.)

Feel free to extend this invitation to people friendly and known to one of the members of the house. Sig. others are welcome etc etc etc.

Any questions please feel free to e-mail me at hackett50@hotmail.com or Sarah at ember_3@hotmail.com.

Im sure we will see you there.

Halloween fun?

So Halloween is here again and for some reason I am just not in the mood at all this year. I just dont get it. Its not that I am in a funk or anything, in fact I am overall happier then I have been in a long while, just not in the halloween spirit. I still want to do a pumpkin and hand out candy if any kiddies come by but that is about it for decorations this year. As for costumes I figure I will go either as a School Girl (not original at all I know) or a Sheeperdess (think 10th Kingdom).

What about everyone else? Any fun costuming this year?

Yeah thats about it for me. Just thought I should update this thing and say hi. Hugs all around!!! *smile*

The Screwy Life of Me

So yesterday was crappy. All I am going to say about it is I hate doctors and where can I go to get a body replacement? Just take it...seriously...I dont want it anymore.

Tonite is the big general meeting for the club I am running. Yes you heard right...I am running. Why is it that I can never find people that do what they say they will do and punk out when it gets difficult. GRRRRRR!!! is all I have to say about you. But hopefully tonite will mark the beginning of yet another club year and yet another club council. Here's hoping that this one stays around longer then the last.

On happier notes: People are coming to visit!!! I am happy. Lisa is coming down on friday for the weekend. Time to get freaky!! And Eddie will be coming to visit...finally. It has only taken him 5 years. At the same time I am not going to hold my breath as I am sure something will come up. It always does with him. sigh

Things in the house seem to be finally working smoothly: knock on wood. Richard is doing well in school and although stressed, he seems to be happy. Makes me happy. Chris and I are getting along great. I am so happy that we are getting to know each other more and building such a great friendship. Means a whole lot to me. As for me myself I am stressed but seeming to handle it okay. Taking a full course load for the first time in a long while, plus working and running the club. Falling apart as usual but that is nothing new.

Went to my first Magic Pre-release over the weekend. It was an experience. I didn't win anything but got a bunch of really nice cards. The art in this set is amazing. I know I know...typical girl liking the pretty pictures but just look at it for yourself. I also bought my first singles (although I have yet to spend more then a buck on a single card) and got the beginnings of my angel and wurm decks. Oh and Richard gave me his card binder so I have a binder now. Who knew that something I got into just to connect more with Richard and so I would understand what the whole house (last year) was ranting about would end up being something I am interested in and having fun with! *smile*

Anyway that is me right now.

Just another thing...

Another school year has come calling and it promises to be an interesting one. Richard is finally in school, which I am happy about, and I am back up to taking a full course load. The issues around the house seem to have died down for the time being, although with such large personalities living in the same building I will not be surprised if this isn't the last time. The Club is back up and starting to chug along. Hopefully within the next couple of weeks I will actually have a full council and will feel a bit more comfortable and could actually breath. We did pretty well at Club Days this year, but it will completely depend on who all shows up at the first General Meeting. I want to do a bunch of stuff this year that we had not the chance to do last, as well as a few other ideas floating around in my head, but the first thing will be to have a council that is willing to work.
The next couple of weekends promise to be entertaining, with John coming down this weekend, the Magic pre-release in TO next weekend and then Lisa coming to visit the weekend after that. It is nice to know that people are still around and dont just disappear from your life once they leave Windsor.
There are a few things that are on my mind at present, including a so-called rumor that seems to be floating around again about me, but I really dont know what to say about it all. The people that know me will discount what they hear; those who don't, don't know me and that is their loss. Or is it that I just dont know myself? Too much to worry about and stress over and I am trying to get rid of as much stressin my life as I possibly can.
On that note.....school calls. Later all.

Summer in Review

Well the end of the summer is fast approaching and school is not too far away. Friendships have changed; more have moved away and some, although in town, are even farther away. Everyone has some stories to share about the summers they had, either good or bad; and everyone is looking forward to the next year with varying degrees of anticipation and hesitation.

This summer, for me, was one of long days, b!tchy bosses, cute kids, beautiful horses and great friends. Mel and I were able to catch up and really connect on a level that we had not the chance before. Unfortunately she has left us for the frozen north of Lakehead, but I know she will return at some point and I am extreamly greatful for the times we were able to share. (Fishy on Drugs!!!! lol) Jane was an interesting person to work for; definately not an easy one. Luckily we were able to clear our communication lines and actually know what each other was looking for, and by the end of the summer I was able to show her were my strengths lie. I do not think that I would return to Shady Lawn Ranch under her care, but I learned a great many things, about myself, those I worked with, and also how not to treat those working under you. On a happier note though, I was blessed to met and get to know two amazing women, Kelly and Kim. Both are great and unique in their own ways and I could not have made it through the summer without them. Thanks ladies!!

I have lots of pictures to share and will set up the best ones on here when I get the time to scan them and then figure out how to get them up here. Hope everyone elses summer was a great time and hope to talk to all of you soon. Love you all and I am so very happy to be home again!!! *smile*

-Sar

Falling branches

We had an incident again today; this time it included a large branch falling on a group of campers under my watch. No one was seriously hurt (Thank the Goddess!) but two of my girls were scratched a whole bunch and everyone was scared, including me. I know that there was nothing that could have prodicted what happened, nor could I have done anything to prevent it, but I still feel as though I should have done more. I know that that is silly but still...

Other than that camp seems to be going really well. Jane hasn't been too b@tchy this week (which is a relief) and there is only one more week to go. Next week should be fun, as we have 23 campers and no JCs at all. Well, its just one week right? And after that, Ren. Fair and then HOME!!! Part of me just wants to come home and hole myself up in my house, but that isn't going to happen. Oh well. Is there anyone still interested in going to the Anime Fest in TO the last weekend of Aug.??

So what is the most exciting thing people have done this summer??? Mine would definately have to be the X-fest!

Two weeks to go...

Well this past week has got to have been the longest of the summer. It was dubbed the "Week of Sickness" after we lost two campers, a junior councelor and an instructor to illness within two days (all different illnesses btw). But we pulled through and only expo left. I also had my biggest level one group (8 kids) and they pulled out the best group of written tests that I have seen all summer! I am so very proud of them. Also Jane has had absolutely no problems with us at all over the past week! That is something to celebrate! She even thanked us for hanging in there. We were all shocked. Jane? Thank you? Wow.

Next week is the "Week that isn't", as we have no overniters, which means actual normal hour shifts. And Kelly is going to give me lessons in the evenings so I can take some tests hopefully that week. And of course I get to ride, which is good enough on its own. I got to ride the new horse, Zorro, yesterday and it was a blast. He was being a pain but it was still so much fun

Oh and I have to tell you about last weekend! Mel, Kelly and I all went to X-fest on Sat, which was a HUGE outdoor concert with 7 stages and 32 bands for 7 hours!! It was so much freakin fun!! Then we went to an afterparty at a bar which was just as fun. I got some great stuff (including an awesome red cowgirl hat!), as well as some stuff for my girls that we have been looking for (HA! now I've got you wondering..) Kelly and I are going back to the bar tomorrow nite. I can't wait! It should be fun, and even if it isn't it involves at least some alcohol, dancing and away from the ranch!

Anyway, my time off is slipping away and I really want a nap, so...hello to all! I miss everyone and....TWO MORE WEEKS!!!! I am already bringing one friend home, now I just have to convince Kel....mwahahaa!

Scheduling is fun!

So camp is back to life once more. We have about 22 kids this week and, I believe, are full for the rest of the summer. I finally know exactly what is expected of me (until it changes again which Im sure it will) and Kelly, Mel and I have enough schedules to wallpaper Gold Dust (our old cabin). It all seems to be working though. Everything is running smoothly, so far (knock on wood), although I would love for the temperature to drop below 100! And Lassen comes home today!! I haven't seen her yet but am very excited.

Now for a couple of personalized messages, as I never seem to catch people at the weird times I go online:

Chris: I need you to send me the script again to my yahoo account as hotmail is being a ......grrr. So send it to yahoo....Im not going to put it up here, so ask Richard and he will give it to you. As for having lines memorized: I will give it my best try but I have little enough time to sleep and eat around here that I can't promise. Sorry.

Amanda and Joanna: Meet me with the coming of the full moon and keep your hearts open. I will be sending you my love. I miss you both so very much!!!

Sean: Write me!!! I never hear from you!!! grr! :D

Everyone going to GenCom: I hate you all!!!!! Why do I miss all the good stuff!?! Just kidding (kinda) go have fun and tell me all the stories.

Lynzy: I hope you are feeling better! We all miss you and are wishing you well. Let us know what the docs say, okay? Love you girl.

Anyway I need to get moving. Chores wont get done on their own and I wont send Mel to the barn with the kids without back-up! So everyone have fun and I will try to Blog again when I get the chance. Miss everyone and can NOT wait to be back home.

BIG HUGS!!!!

-Sarah

Break week...yeah, right!

We have all been looking forward to break week with baited breath. A week without campers, without 14 hour days and with as much sleep as we wanted. Sounded fantastic. Our vision of break week didn't include an injured horse that almost didn't make it, a ton of stress and multitude of sickness that has come down to one of our own going home. Yes, thats right kiddies. My break week was hell. Not saying that I didn't do some fun things or that I didn't get at least some sleep caught up, but over all I think I would have rather had another week of camp instead.
Lassen, our sick/injured horse, is pulling through finally; and although she is still at the vet's (Sunday will make it a week there), it sounds as though she will be coming home soon. I have never seen a horse so beat up. She went through a fence and managed to scrape herself all to pieces and hit her head so hard that her brain was swelling. Then we find out that she had some kind of virus that made her go so nuts and was now shutting down her systems one-by-one. Thankfully the vet's have her getting better, and although we wont be doing any vaulting on her any time in the near future, she is coming home where she is very much missed.
Someone else who will be missed is Lynzy. She is leaving us to return home tomorrow. She is really not feeling well and the hospitals here can't/wont do anything. So she is going home to our crappy medical system that is a ton better then here's crappy medical system. We are going to miss her like crazy and are all worried about her.

Anyway that is the first edition of break week craziness. There is more to come but my pizza is now done and food, I am told, is a good thing. I will finish later. See ya

From the land of heat, horses and too many kids!

Hey ya'll!! How's everyone's summer been? Here I thought I would have lots of time to blog and keep you all up to date on everything that goes on down here in beautiful ol' California. Boy, was I wrong. I have never been so tired for so long as I am here. Our day begins between 530 and 630am and then runs until 930 or so at nite. Every day. I do have a few hours off in the afternoons most days but I tend to crash. The heat is increadible, although I hear that it is not much worse then it is at home of late. Each day can range between 85 (which is nice) and 105 (which is crazy!). The nice thing is that it is a dry heat so just walking into the shade does drop the temp by about 10 degrees...which help a bit some days but still....

Now I have told you most of what is nuts around here and most of you are prolly thinking "Wow. She's prolly wishing she didn't go now!" but that is not at all true. This has been such an experience. I am learning as much as I can, both about myself and the people I am working with; and the horses and children that I am responsible for. There are so many things that I thought I knew that was just the skim off the barrel, but there are also others that this experience has shown me that I knew more then I thought I did. I know how to handle children. I am a capeable teacher. I can get them to do what I want them to, and also have fun in the prossess. My schooling wasn't a complete waste!! lol As for horses...I know jack sh*t. Which shouldn't come as too much of a suprise as I have had as much experience as most of the other staff here (besides Mel) have in their little fingers! I have wanted a horse since I was a small child. I have always dreamed of working on a ranch. I have rode whenever I get the chance and never bawlked at an opportunity to do anything to do with horses. But wanting and dreaming dont make actual experience and I am learning fast how to ask questions. I still don't get to ride as much as I was hoping (only about 3 times a week. What can I say...Im greedy! *smile*) but there is so much that I am learning both that I knew before from hearing talk or books and also things that I never even would have thought of!

Next week is our break week. A whole week without campers!! We have a trip to Yosemitie National Park planned for a 2 hour (cruise? lol) horse trail through the park. It is suppost to be beautiful and I will be sure to take a camera along! The best thing about next week will be being able to re-charge before the last four weeks of camp. Bliss.

I miss everyone and a part of me is really homesick and wants to come home. Some days that part gets bigger but for the most part I am enjoying my time. Jane (my boss) has already asked if I am coming back next year.....Huzzah!! I will try to write more but I can't promise. I miss and love you all.

Horsey,horsey,horsey,horsey...

Thats for Trev, Richard and Paul...lol

Wow its been a while since I posted...sorry guys. Not a whole lot has happened though. The house is pretty much set up...a few messy spots but nothing I can do about that right now. And my garden is growing!!! I am so glad that everything started coming up before I left...I love watching things grow. I just wish the windsor heat wouldn't be so daunting. We could definately use a little rain.....

So I leave for Cali Sat morning. I can't believe this month has gone by so fast! Jay, the angel, is driving me to the Detroit airport early, early sat morning so I dont have to take a cab, and even Richard is talking about coming along for the ride. So I should be able to get to Sacrimento (spelling??).....now if only I knew for sure that Jane (my boss) will have someone there to pick me up! *sigh* The summer of adventures is about to begin.

I'll definately try to keep this thing more up to date when I am away. I technically have the afternoons off, since I am the morning councellor, and they have internet access so it should be too hard. And then before you know it, the summer will be over and I'll be back home, ready to start yet another school year. Hopefully as a DRED....*sigh*

I'll try not to get too burnt before I write here again! lol Have a fantastic summer everyone!!!

Hugs

So I am moved. Blah. Moving has always been a chore, no matter how many times I've done it, but this time it just seems completely....I dont know...lacking in anything fun. Too stressful. Too messy. Too tiring. And too many changes. Blah. I dont know what's wrong with me. As long as I am cleaning or re-arranging I'm okay, I guess, but as soon as I sit down and start thinking.....I cant cry. I dont know for sure that I want to, but I know I cant. I have a black hole that is following me around wherever I go, just waiting to swollow me. Just keep busy. Blah.

I'm sorry. Trying to spew some thoughts with the hopes of venting out someting, but apparently I cant really even do that. Not everything is bad. Had a fantastic Beltene. Had a pretty good visit with my family. And looking forward to the Watermelon Party on Thurs.

.....

I dont know what else to write...blah.

Why not....

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU
Hair
Eyes
Arms

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY
Sar
Cougar
Momma Bear

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD
Cora
Lilith Armanda
???

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
Creativity
Loyalty
Sense of fun

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
Procrastination
Lack of spelling skills
Poor memory

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
german
english
canadian

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
Being alone
Letting people down
Not being who I think I am

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS
Sleep
Food
Love

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW
ring from Patrick
Wiccan ring
My chain

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS (at the moment)
Bryan Adams
Green Day
Madonna

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (at the moment)
Nothing to Lose
Toy Soldiers
Livin’ on a Prayer

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
Being completely happy
Herbology
Meditation

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP
Good Communication
Understanding
Love

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order)
Summer is my favourite season
I desperately want a puppy
I love Strawberry icecream

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES
Reading
Painting Miniatures
Crafts

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW
Be done with school
Sign my lease
Have a nap

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING
Teacher
Therapist for Children
Run a coffee house

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION
Scotland
Egypt
Rome

THREE KID'S NAMES
Lilith
Tristan
Skylar

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
Watch my children grow
Own a horse
Know true happiness

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY
I’m protective
I have a quick temper
I’m stubborn

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL
I can be hurt easily
I worry too much
I love taking care of people

Random Bits of Learning

It has been way too long since I last posted, so I thought I should. A lot has been going on lately but since everyone is being so sensitive about everything that is said, I dont really want to go into it. Instead I think I will pass on a couple of learned information that I have found interesting or helpful as of late. If anyone has anything to add...please do so.

-the internet doesn't need a reason to screw-up whenever it feels like it; especially when it will piss you off the most.

-people will always laugh at what they dont understand

-I actually CAN look good in glasses!!

-a movie on quantum physics is actually interesting...as long as you head doesn't explode first

-sometimes people will ignore everything that you say to them; so either walk away or learn to work around them

-the assumptions that people make can hurt...but they are only assumptions and not truth

-Profs can be assholes too...just ignore them

-there is such a thing as too many brownies in a blizzard

-white can be just as sexy as black

-the secret to flight is to fall without hitting the ground

-animals always know what is going on...even if they don't realize it

-and a cement truck will explode if you fill it with 8 tons of commercial grade explosives....and makes a GREAT little magic trick

So yeah...there you go. Some random thoughts. Anything anyone wants to add??

Some people...

I have learned something tonite: Sometimes people, even those in my life or in the lives of those I love, are not worth my time and energy. This is a sad lesson for me, simply because I believe everyone deserves a chance (and prolly more than one). This person baffles me. I have tried very hard to be as friendly and open as possible and yet I continue to get slapped down. He once invoked fear in me, now it is just anger. I hate being stepped on and watching those around me that I care about being trampled. I will not take it laying down anymore.

Having said that, I know that this person is important to someone that I charish, thus I will continue to be pleasent and respectful. I am still open to friendship if they are willing to take a step forward themselves, but I will no longer be stepped on nor watch it happen to those around me. I am feeling more and more like myself lately, and that means that I am me, both for good and bad.

So...News from Home

So my Kid brother is in the hospital. Thats a nice way to start off the day.... he screwed up his knee real good yesterday and had to go in for major knee surgery last nite. So now he is in a cast for 4-6 weeks and then will have to start rehab. What is with our family and knees?! Is it a gentic defect or something? sheesh. Anyway, Matt should be out of the hospital tomorrow. And than begins the painful recovery part. The best of luck Kiddo.

My wings are drying....

So things have been interesting lately. Both Richard and I are stressed out right now, so we are kinda on edge with each other. I am getting a bit better (once this stupid project is in I can take a breath again) but it doesn't seem like I can do much for him. I also know that I'm just adding to the stress by both looking to him for support as well as putting pressure on him for what we can do come April. I hate doing it, but really don't know what else to do. Most of weither or not we can live together come April is on his plate. Its an awful lot of pressure and weight on his shoulders and I don't know how to help take some off. He is planning a trip or two out of this town, which will hopefully put more of a spring back in his step. I hope.

This at home seem to be up in arms again, which isn't good. All of this research that I have been doing for my project has given me a different outlook on my brother's attitude, but it still hasn't given me anything that will fix it. Saying that, it has also shed a lot of light on my own attitudes towards things. It's not the most comfortable feeling putting yourself under a mircoscope, especially when you do finally see things and then don't know how to change them or even if you should.

On a happier note, the club is finally becoming fun for me again, now that it isn't putting so much pressure on me. Gaming also looks like it is turning around. A couple of things have happened recently that has put RPGing in not the best light and has given me a slightly different view of certain people (for both good and bad). However, I still want to have fun with gaming and it looks like I will et the chance. I'm currently playing an Exalt who is insane and am creating a slayer character for Drew's Buffy game. funfun

My Mommy is coming down this weekend, along with Sean, Matt and his girl, Ashley. I'm excited and also a bit aprehensive. Mom has been putting a bunch of pressure on me about living arrangements for next year (which I don't like) and now with Matt acting up again....I hope we can all just have some fun.

I would like to start doing more things with everyone again. I'm not completely back to my social self (nor are those who I want to spend time with) but I'll try if you do.....what do you say??

Why does everything have to happen all at once? It seems as though everytime things start to look up, something else goes wrong and I can't stand it anymore. I was so happy for two weeks after christmas...I slept well, ate well and didn't stop smiling. The last couple of days I have felt like crap....I'm over a week late (took a preg. test today that came up negitive but still), worried about living arrangements for next year, just starting back into school, and now Sean has to go in for surgery!! I know that there is a 90% chance that he will be fine, but still, aaaahhhh!! I can't decide if I want to run around screaming or just curl up and cry. I just want to be happy and for those I love to be happy as well. Blah.

RPG Life Rules

Got this from Lynz and thought it was great. I know most of you have prolly already read it but oh well....here goes:

remember kids, plan b always involves setting something on fire!

-If an NPC's name starts with the letter V or an X, they're evil, just stab them in the face and do the world a favor.

-Never underestimate a Kobold.

- Always make it very clear when you are saying an OOC joke about an IC situation, you never know when the DM will take you seriously and force you to actually kick that demi-god of complete and utter destruction in the groin...

If it's not locked, it's trapped.

Adventurers will take anything that's not bolted down.

Always have Feather Fall memorized.

If it is pink and smells like Peptobismal its probably a healing potion.

If it is green and smells putrid it is probably a poison.

If it is made of obsidian and engraved with red glowing runes, it is probably evil.

If it is magical and two-handed, it is cursed.

If the portal is in a temple where evil clerics reside, you probably don't want to go into the portal.

Always pack an extra set of clothes and two extra bow strings. The bow strings are obvious, the clothes depend on the DM.

Arrows do get heavy when you buy 20 quivers.

Horses don't eat iron rations, and if they do they eat a lot more than a gnome.

If you need the bard to negotiate for you to buy and sell goods, stop calling him a pansy.

-If a hooded stranger gives you 2000gp to sign a blank piece of paper, chances are that you've just sold your soul to a devil (or to Amanda, she collects souls you know)

-The man in a funny robe(whom you've just robbed) isn't muttering to himself...he's casting a spell to destroy you...

-Taverns always contain a notice board where you can find wanted ads for adventurers of your your level

If the DM is hiding the monster mini behind his screen "as a suprise", your PC is going to die.

Whenever the words "I've counted, he's out of ammo!" are spoken, the weapon in question has at least 1 shot left.

-If there's treasure out in the open for everyone to see, its either cursed or a pit trap.

If it's not identified, don't use it

Never anger a hermit or other type of harmless old being

No Matter what Never say " I have XXX HP i can take it" Within 5 minuets you will be rolling up a new character with more HP then XXX so next time you can take it.

-No matter what, the DM is always right. If he ever has to prove this, he's also going to be an ass, especially if he wasn't before.

-The DM can never plan for everything.

-If you assume a potion is of a certain type based on the color, the DM can (and more than likely will) change what colors mean what.

-You can lead a player to roleplaying, but you can't force him to be in character.

-When in doubt, rip something off. Try for something the players haven't seen; that way, you'll seem creative, and they'll never know.

Never anger a solar at mid level.

don't be intimidated by a dire footstool. It's only a 2HD creature.

Always Disbelive the Illusion

Take ranks in perform (mime) because when the party cleric gets annoyed at you not shutting up you'll want to be prepared for that eventual silence spell!

Whenever you say "Bring 'em on, I can take it!" The DM just confirmed a critical and you're now at -9 hp.

The DM usually doesn't like it when you are discussing the best way to pick-pocket the NPC's that are supposed to be leading you on your quest.

- When in doubt, silence yourself and tackle the evil wizard.

A sledgehammer, time and a determined barbarian can get through most dungeon walls, not to mention the doors.

touching someones dice without permission is a good way to become an amputee

no matter how hard you throw your dice across the room in frustration after a failed roll, the result is only lost dice.

if you want to see if an item is magical, put it on a halfling